{"id":878,"date":"2019-03-14T18:22:23","date_gmt":"2019-03-15T01:22:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bluesuncraft.talkat.us\/?p=878"},"modified":"2019-11-01T19:26:56","modified_gmt":"2019-11-02T02:26:56","slug":"cow-manure-theft","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bluesuncraft.talkat.us\/index.php\/2019\/03\/14\/cow-manure-theft\/","title":{"rendered":"Cow Manure Theft"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I may have stolen manure today. I was told, several years ago, that I could come get some compost from the bio-digester energy company \u2018anytime\u2019. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>By &#8216;several years ago&#8217; I mean 2014.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I didn\u2019t take them up on it. A PTA member called them last year and had permission for the school to go get some, but then the school said they weren\u2019t allowed to use it because it\u2019s not a proper commercial product. But I thought \u2018well they said we can have it &#8211; let\u2019s go get some!\u2019<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Today we went. I couldn\u2019t find anyone to ask\/tell about what we were doing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I went to the spot where, in 2014, they were dumping the finished compost and took some. But the pile was still heating up, which made me think that maybe this wasn\u2019t the finished compost and was I maybe rooting around in their \u2018stuff to go into the digester\/sarlacc pit\u2019 pile by mistake?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"682\" src=\"https:\/\/bluesuncraft.talkat.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/IMG_4036-1024x682.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-879\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bluesuncraft.talkat.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/IMG_4036-1024x682.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/bluesuncraft.talkat.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/IMG_4036-416x277.jpg 416w, https:\/\/bluesuncraft.talkat.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/IMG_4036-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/bluesuncraft.talkat.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/IMG_4036-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/bluesuncraft.talkat.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/IMG_4036-400x267.jpg 400w, https:\/\/bluesuncraft.talkat.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/IMG_4036.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><figcaption>The ill-gotten compost<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I may have stolen manure today. I was told, several years ago, that I could come get some compost from the bio-digester energy company \u2018anytime\u2019. By &#8216;several years ago&#8217; I mean 2014.&nbsp; I didn\u2019t take them up on it. A PTA member called them last year and had permission for the school to go get [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[41],"tags":[148,146,149],"class_list":["post-878","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-garden","tag-compost","tag-hijinks","tag-manure-theft"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9A0tE-ea","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluesuncraft.talkat.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/878","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluesuncraft.talkat.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluesuncraft.talkat.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluesuncraft.talkat.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluesuncraft.talkat.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=878"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bluesuncraft.talkat.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/878\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1012,"href":"https:\/\/bluesuncraft.talkat.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/878\/revisions\/1012"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bluesuncraft.talkat.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=878"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluesuncraft.talkat.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=878"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bluesuncraft.talkat.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=878"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}